Valentine,

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  http://blog.goo.ne.jp/a409s/e/690206f9739cea850cf9d7e94d130712
  Recently the woman not only sending in the man, the man sends to the woman, the “opposite chocolate” is when, you send to the friend, the “friend chocolate” and you send to by your, “the one [bi] chocolate” and so on it seems that is the chocolate which in various ways acquires the reason

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  最近不仅送在人的妇女，人送到妇女， “在巧克力对面”是，您送到朋友， “朋友巧克力”，并且您送到由您， “它似乎是巧克力以各种各样的方式获取原因的这一[双]巧克力”等等
  
  
• The attention expert 2 year old children who do the eye of [saba
  http://blog.goo.ne.jp/ryonpyon/e/854faed18a4e2cebc9d5df3285957b13
  Don't you think? “[jiji] it is not eaten, it lifts?”When with you say, as for [yuu] “the [u] it is!”With saying, to the place of [jiji

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  您是否不认为？ “[jiji]它没有被吃，它举？”，当与您说时，至于为[yuu] “[u]它是! ”与说，对地方[jiji
  
  
• Blushing, a liberal translation
  http://blog.goo.ne.jp/koi-gokoro9237/e/2cdf123abb753631e3a322168fc79036
  “Today it is with that and something, it is? The ○ and the □ [chi] [ya] [u] it is?” When with you heard, “it stopped”, that the [so] [tsu] “you obtain with whisper, the [e] -!?” This “you obtain, the [e] -!?”“With something?”With the feeling which is said “I am difficult to stop and it is!”Double meaning, a liberal translation

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  “今天它是与那，并且某事，它？ ○和□ [凯爱] [ya] [u]它是？” 当与您听见了， “它停止了”， [如此] [tsu] “您获得与耳语， [e] -! ？” 这“您获得， [e] -! ？” “与某事？”与说的感觉“我是难停止和它是! ”双重意思