TateKawa Danshi,

• The gong obtaining which is black it is with the pub “forming which goes”, a liberal translation
  http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/alohayasmin/52785239.html
  So this person, we had not disliked under any condition,… - [uutsu]… (laughing)

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  Tan esta persona, no habíamos tenido aversión bajo ninguna condición,… - [uutsu]… (risa)
  
  
• Unless there is dead + music of the stone + Dansi master,…, a liberal translation
  http://blogs.yahoo.co.jp/ryo1rdtperformer/61507637.html
  With something from outside telephoning to the house, it had videotaping compulsorily, (laughing)

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  Con algo del exterior que llamaba por teléfono a la casa, tenía grabar obligatorio, (riendo)
  
  
• アメリカンジョークが面白くない理由
  http://myhome.cururu.jp/natsumikang/blog/article/61002895920
  With the body, funny story of the chord [be] your own experience talks always (the [te] to be,) it does, the [yo, a liberal translation

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  El cuerpo, historia divertida del acorde [es] que sus propias negociaciones de la experiencia ([te]) con él hace siempre para ser, [yo