Doraemon,

• Because of the night when you do not sleep
  http://ameblo.jp/kurohigesum2/entry-11030146156.html
  In the first place, he prohibits in first, you cannot stop “drinking”, a liberal translation

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  首先，他首先禁止，您不可能停止“饮用”
  
  
• Storyteller being disqualified
  http://blog.goo.ne.jp/f03559114/e/fc692e944cbb92c5c8aacd71d2c40329
  In the first place, is the master probably to have the license of the car?, a liberal translation

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  首先，大概有的大师执照汽车？
  
  
• It offers Japanese Trend , bandwagons , epidemic and Recent fashion in English.
  http://futakoburakuda.iza.ne.jp/blog/entry/2516832/
  In the first place Japanese rice output there is only 1,000,000,000,000 Yen with entire country, a liberal translation

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  首先输出的日本米只有与整个国家的1,000,000,000,000日元
  
  
• The metamorphosis treason newspaper which why condescends in Taiwan
  http://futakoburakuda.iza.ne.jp/blog/entry/2627498/
  In the first place, as for the Taiwan side saying that it has not made such a thing air, although the [ru], why you are confused the pee 漏 and others only combining? ”

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  首先，如旁边的台湾的说它未做这样事空气，虽然[ru]，您为什么是混淆只结合小便的漏和的其他？ ”
  
  
• December 6th, a liberal translation
  http://blog.goo.ne.jp/alex78/e/d89c36c595926f4735ae28ccffbee194
  In the first place, as for business there is no enthusiasm in the latest business trip, a liberal translation

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  首先，至于事务的没有在最新的商务旅行的热情